Mushroom Yeti Fusion – Lion’s Mane & Chaga (4oz)

Because plain coffee just wasn’t mystical enough, we threw in some brain-boosting fungus and called it a lifestyle upgrade.

Lion’s Mane is here to allegedly make you smarter, Chaga’s the immune system hype-man, and together they bring over 1200 mg of mushroom extracts per serving (that’s 616 mg of Lion’s Mane + 618 mg of Chaga, in case you’re building a spreadsheet). Don’t worry—it still tastes like coffee, not a forest floor.

Why You’ll Pretend You Bought This for Health (But Really It’s Coffee):

• Phytochemicals: Fancy plant molecules that help keep your body balanced, unlike your life.

• Dark Roast Goodness: 100% organic Arabica coffee from Brazil, roasted dark enough to wake the dead.

• Mushroom Muscle: Each cup sneaks in Lion’s Mane for focus and Chaga for “immune balance”—whatever that means, but it sounds cool.

• Not Mushroom-Flavored: Seriously, it tastes like smooth coffee with nutty, slightly sweet notes—not like chewing moss.

Details That Make You Feel Like a Connoisseur:

• Roast: Dark, bold, and actually delicious.

• Ingredients: 90% USDA Organic Arabica Coffee, 5% USDA Organic Lion’s Mane, 5% USDA Organic Chaga.

• Form: Ground coffee (for people who still believe in brewing, not pressing buttons on a K-cup machine).

• Weight: 4oz (113g)—a trial-size dose of enlightenment.

• Brew Methods: Pour-over, French press, Aeropress, Chemex, V60, etc. Basically everything except your sad little pod machine.

Warning: Keep out of reach of children. Do not use if the safety seal is damaged or missing. Store in a cool, dry place.