Mushroom Yeti Fusion – Lion’s Mane & Chaga Coffee (16oz)

Because regular coffee wasn’t enlightened enough, we spiked it with mushrooms.

That’s right—meet the lovechild of bold, dark roast Arabica and two of the weirdest fungi to crawl out of the forest: Lion’s Mane and Chaga. Together, they’re basically the Batman & Robin of the mushroom kingdom—minus the tights, plus over 1200 mg of mushroom extracts per serving (616 mg Lion’s Mane, 618 mg Chaga if you’re keeping score).

Why This Exists:

• Phytochemicals, baby: These plant-based molecules sound like something Tony Stark cooked up.

• Coffee > Mushrooms (Taste-Wise): Don’t worry—you won’t be sipping mushroom soup at 7 AM. This tastes like smooth, slightly sweet, nutty coffee, not the inside of a log.

• Daily Upgrade: Swap your basic morning brew for this and pretend you’re biohacking your way to genius while just trying not to fall asleep in your morning meeting.

Specs for the Nerds:

• Roast: Dark, bold, and ready to smack you awake.

• Beans: 90% USDA Organic Arabica from Brazil (aka the good stuff).

• Fungi Friends: 5% USDA Organic Lion’s Mane, 5% USDA Organic Chaga.

• Flavor: Smooth, rich, with nutty notes—like a latte that secretly read a wellness blog.

• Brewer Compatibility: Drip, pour-over, Chemex, Kalita, V60, Aeropress, Siphon, Cone Brewers. Not for K-cup peasants.

• Size: 1lb (454g), which is about one week of fuel if you’re a Yeti or a burnt-out grad student.

Warning: Keep out of reach of children. Do not use if the safety seal is damaged or missing. Store in a cool, dry place.