The Hairy Christmas T-Shirt: because nothing says festive quite like rocking your wild side. Made with a tri-blend fabric that delivers that vintage, fitted look, this tee stays soft enough for holiday lounging yet strong enough to survive wash after wash (and maybe even a few ugly sweater parties). Comfortable, durable, and just the right mix of merry and messy.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon—soft, sturdy, and ready for holiday chaos
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)—light and breathable, even after one too many Christmas cookies
• Pre-shrunk—so it won’t shrink like your patience with in-laws
• 40 singles—fabric quality, not Santa’s list of exes
• Regular fit—laid-back comfort that still looks sharp in group photos
• Side-seamed construction—for a clean, structured finish
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US—Santa’s supply chain stays global

Each Hairy Christmas T-Shirt is made to order just for you, so shipping takes a little longer. But hey, less overproduction means you’re gifting the planet some holiday cheer too. Fuzzy, festive, and eco-friendly—it’s a Christmas miracle.

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