The Clause I Said So T-Shirt: because sometimes Santa’s word is final. Made with a tri-blend fabric that nails the vintage, fitted look, this tee is soft enough for lounging by the fire yet durable enough to survive countless wash cycles. Basically, it’s a shirt that holds up better than your New Year’s resolutions.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon—soft, strong, and sleigh-ready
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)—light and breathable without feeling flimsy
• Pre-shrunk—so it won’t pull a disappearing act in the dryer
• 40 singles—high-quality fabric threads, not Santa’s dating app swipes
• Regular fit—laid-back comfort with just the right amount of polish
• Side-seamed construction—for that clean, tailored finish
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US—Santa’s global supply chain at work

Each Clause I Said So T-Shirt is made to order, so shipping takes a little longer. But that also means you’re cutting down on overproduction—because Santa said so, and he’s always right.

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