The Not Listening T-Shirt: soft, durable, and the perfect excuse to ignore everyone in style. Made with a tri-blend fabric that delivers that vintage, fitted look, this tee is comfy enough for all-day wear and tough enough to survive more wash cycles than you’ve tuned out conversations. Basically, it’s comfort that speaks louder than words—while you don’t.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon—soft, sturdy, and blissfully unbothered
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)—light, breathable, and drama-proof
• Pre-shrunk—so it won’t shrink like your attention span
• 40 singles—industry jargon for quality, not how many times you’ve said “uh-huh” while zoning out
• Regular fit—chill comfort with just enough polish
• Side-seamed construction—for that structured, I-care look (even when you don’t)
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US—globally made for maximum avoidance

Each Not Listening T-Shirt is made to order, which means shipping takes a little longer. But hey—less overproduction means you’re saving the planet…not that you were listening anyway.

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