Simple Life Enamel Mug – Because Paper Cups are for Quitters

Every “happy camper” (read: person who thinks Wi-Fi is optional) needs a mug that screams “I live for instant coffee in the woods.” Enter the Simple Life Enamel Mug—lightweight, durable, multifunctional, and basically indestructible unless you decide to nuke it in the campfire (don’t). Use it for your favorite beverage, questionable chili, or as a makeshift weapon when raccoons come sniffing around your s’mores. Oh, and it clips to your backpack so you can look rugged while you wheeze your way up a trail.

Specs You’ll Pretend to Care About:

• Material: Enamel (aka metal’s artsy cousin)

• Size: 3.14″ tall (8 cm), 3.25″ wide (8.25 cm) – aka “just enough coffee to keep you tolerable”

• Design: White coating with a classy silver rim, because you deserve camp-chic

• Care Instructions: Hand-wash only (translation: it hates your dishwasher)

⚠️ Attention Camp Genius:
Don’t heat liquids or food directly in the mug unless you like weird smells and ruined coating. This isn’t cast iron—it’s enamel. Manage your expectations.

The Dirty Truth About Enamel:

Yeah, it stains. Coffee, tea, juice—it all leaves its mark, just like your ex. But hey, that’s not a defect, that’s “character.” Pro tip: rub some lemon juice or baking soda on it, scrub like you’re angry, and voila—back to pretending you live stain-free.

Why It Takes a Minute to Arrive:

This mug is made just for you the moment you order it—no sad overstock warehouses here. We don’t mass-produce because we’d rather not contribute to landfills stuffed with mugs from brands you’ll forget in a week. So thanks for being patient and slightly better than average with your purchasing choices.