The roast that’s more balanced than your life. This dark roast isn’t here to gently nudge you awake—it’s here to interrogate your life choices with the intensity of 37 unread emails. Loaded with notes of rich chocolate and caramelized sugar, it’s dessert in disguise, dressed up as your morning ‘responsible’ beverage. Smooth? Absolutely. Bold? You bet. Velvety? Like a latte in a tux. Basically, it’s liquid confidence with a sweet little wink—balanced in a way your work-life ratio will never be.